Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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