Having a random hookup so left but love u
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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