Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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