Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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