If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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