Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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