she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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