SEEEEXXX PLEASE
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Alive.
So much puke
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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