..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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