she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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