I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Can I color on your dick again?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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