I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
oh god the rape fog is back!
I just cut my nipple shaving
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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