She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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