So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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