Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
And then my night got REAL pukey
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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