Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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