I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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