Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
hell yes lets make some ravioli
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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