so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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