I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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