question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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