How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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