My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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