You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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