North Korea, Best Korea!
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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