Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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