Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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