yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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