ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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