Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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