so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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