the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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