dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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