we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
