How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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