It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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