All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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