Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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