I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i barfeds in our rink
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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