id be glad to
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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