google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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