East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
There's always time for handjobs
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Randomize
