barbara walters just said penis...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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