After last night, I could never be a politician.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Alive.
So much puke
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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