So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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