I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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