my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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