There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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