in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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