3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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