Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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