sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Where is the hickey?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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