Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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